Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

by Jack Noph December 3, 2013

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Miley cyrus

The girl who ruined how we look at our child hood

Miley Cyrus in 2016 ruined how I look at my childhood

by Sarahdancer1 May 12, 2016

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Miley Cirus

A Robot Hooker that thinks shes sexy but doesn't realize shes slowly making suicide a trend...

dude Daniel killed himself!
Why?
Because he saw miley cirus!
Sounds legit...

by dildor defender of porn December 7, 2016

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Miley

Shortened version of Steven smiley meaning something along the lines of retard or dumb

Boy 1: does 2 + 3 equal 7

Boy 2: No it equals 5 you miley

by Fannybandit Yeetmachine October 12, 2017

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Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

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