Matthew

An extremely retarded person who is dumb. They eat far too many fetuses. Like far far too many. One who is literally always crawling around and screaming like an idiot. Worships a Purple Cuaillou for no reason.

"Matthew is so dumb. He ate way to many fetuses."

by MamacitaTime November 09, 2019

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He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.

Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.

by Matthew Queer June 08, 2012

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Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.

Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*

by Coolie be coolin'! February 04, 2014

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