Matthew

That weird emo kid.

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."

by GoldGarden September 29, 2017

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Matthew

He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.

Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.

by Matthew Queer December 11, 2012

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Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.

Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*

by Coolie be coolin'! March 2, 2014

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Matthew is a boy who makes you smile just by looking at you and smiling at you with his perfect white teeth. His golden blonde hair is like the golden sunshine in the bright beautiful morning. His blue eyes are bluer than any ocean I have ever seen. His freckled red cheeks makes you want to kiss them and when he laughs you can't help but laugh with him. His hands are so warm and when he hugs you, all your worries melt away. He leaves you feel like your floating on air and your heart skips a beat when he says hi to you. He's shy, but when you get to meet him he's so outgoing, funny, friendly, and caring. He's adorable when he blushes as he tells you that he loves you, and holds your hand while looking into your eyes. He is protective of you and knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's the best thing that will ever come in you life, appreciate him and love him. Don't let go, and remember to love him everyday. Also he's only into a latina girl named Ingrid. ;)

I love you Matthew <3

by Ingrid16 March 3, 2021

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A man of great stature and definitely of allah. His penis is very long im sure, almost as long as mine. He prays five times a day to allah, and reads the torah, shit i mean koran 4 hours a day. My father has been begging him to marry his youngest daughter, but he has refused since he is still working for the norwegian government and is not that down bad yet. Im personally very interested in matthew and hopefully by the time we are wed my waves will have come in completely.

-Wavecheck

Oh lookie here, that white boy is reading the koran, growing a beard, and entering Crunch Fitness, he must be Matthew

by Noor “Wavecheck” muhammad July 5, 2021

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