Mathia

Mathia is the type of guy to bring you flowers when you're sick. He is simply the most caring, understanding, and flattering young man you will ever meet. Mathia will go out of his way to perform any task for or with you, no matter the conditions he may find himself in. Mathia will love you with all of his heart till the end of times. If you ever find a Mathia never let him go as he will never fail to disappoint you.

Nonetheless, Mathia will be the best thing to ever happen to you, no if's and's or but's.

Girl 1: How was your date with that hunk Mathia?

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! It was amazing! He knows how to treat a sentient being. I will never let him out of my sight. I love him too much.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I'm so happy for you! He sounds like the perfect guy for you! Don't let him out of your sight!

by joe capilano December 13, 2019

jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.

1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

by choke artist February 7, 2010

Mathijs

The name (Mathijs) comes from a famous (business man) who became rich by being super cool during the 20th century. Mathijs Dikhoff was very popular and had many friends. How could you not like Mathijs!

The word Mathijs is used to describe cool people like Mathijs Dikhoff so actually the definition of cool came from him. Without him it would have never existed.

by Mysterious woman October 8, 2018

washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!

Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!

by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005

Rage Against The Machine

A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.

"People of the Sun" is their best song.
Long Live RAGE!!!!

by tsunami January 2, 2005

machine cuisine

Food purchased from snack machines ie; chips, candy bars, soda. Usually because you forgot, or were too lazy to make a lunch to take to work or school.

I forgot my lunch again. I guess I'll go to the break room/cafeteria for some machine cuisine.

by ol' dawg December 13, 2006

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013