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Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey

"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)

Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais
"Jonah Marais is daddy af omg, his shoe size is huge too, a whole combo"
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