by SaraLochness June 12, 2011
Get the Loch mug.The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
by nessy2 March 20, 2011
Get the Loch Ness Monster mug.Kinda up himself, needs to keep his opinion to himself.Should have surfy hair not metro, they usually work at a retail place like coles or IGA. But generally nice and pretty good looking. Normally has brown hair. LOVES THE BEACH!
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Get the Lochie Flynn mug.by loohweegwem November 22, 2011
Get the loohweegeegwem mug.(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
by Lat 5 July 31, 2011
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I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!
by Bacontoothpick April 21, 2015
Get the Lochted mug.Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)
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