local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.

Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Locals

People who live in your city and/or country that hold traditional values and close minded opinions. Mostly right wing leaning and religious. The word started seeing use on Twitter after numerous Tunisians flooded the platform to support Palestine.

The locals in Tunisia are racist and bigoted

by Joosss June 2, 2021

local yocal

A trucker term for a law enforcement officer belonging to the local city or Village.

There is a local yocal at the edge of town checking your speed.

by Hungry dog December 20, 2016

Locally Salmon

A person who don't do much but do they fart.

Jennifer is locally salmon. It's kind of hot.

by LetterFren September 12, 2021

Local rubber

When you’re at a bar drunk and your guy friend brings a random girl to the bar with him.

Look at him with the local rubber.

by Turtle1995 October 1, 2018

local

In Australia, the #local is the nearest pub. It is also someone accepted as a true member of the community. They work together; one determines the other.

Am I a #local, yet? In my #local it is "You're only a #local if you've been here 40 years, and even then, only if we say you are. So #STFU". Of course I don't; they listen & they might reply now & again; they put up with me; but I don't have the years in me to become a true #local.

by tsironic January 15, 2022

Local PlayGround

A great place for pedofiles

Bob went to the local playground even though he has no kids

by Detective Axew October 29, 2019