OMG i literally cannot.

A strong emotion/feeling that white girls feel where they literally cannot.

girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.

by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019

Literally

The over-used phrase expressed by edge-lord comedian: LeafyIsHere.
Use this phrase constantly to show you have low skill in verbal and constructive criticism.

"I believe that Leag of Legends is a boring mediocre game."
"You're a literal 40 year old man, how would you know literally anything about video games!?"

by Nutman187 March 14, 2020

Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.

Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

literal kangaroo

A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians

I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.

by twigsnberries September 18, 2019

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

Literally

Something a Jackass would say when they are trying say “seriously” or make a Point without Context.

Poser 1: Did you hear about the New Call of Duty?
Poser 2: Bro, Literally all of the Call Of Duty Games are Stupid.

Poser 1: Hey did you see that girl on TikTok Bro?
Poser 2: Yeah it was so funny!
Poser 3: Literally Nobody Asked.

by Toden October 13, 2021