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wholesale list

Referencing the American wholesale club BJ's. A list of people who a woman would give a blowjob.
My wholesale list only has one person, but damn do I want him to rail me.
by magaroo March 5, 2022
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Trending list

"Hey guys have you seen the trending list?"
"Yes, and geuss what's still on it?"
by fuck off nosy ass prick March 17, 2021
mugGet the Trending listmug.

gotfn list

GOTFN (pronounced: got-fin) is an acronym for Get On The Floor Now!

Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.

Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Those girls are so hot, I was proud to find out that I'm at the top of their GOTFN list!

Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
by Almost A Myth February 27, 2019
mugGet the gotfn listmug.

Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.
Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers
by Daffew May 27, 2016
mugGet the Suck-it listmug.

Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021
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Rob list

Used in a context where person A owns a lot of stuff (usually pieces of clothing) that person B wants really bad, it’s giving kleptomaniac if you ask me
Ivy : omg sis ur on my rob list

Jules : get a number hun
by Avislover July 2, 2022
mugGet the Rob listmug.

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 3, 2009
mugGet the Smack Listmug.

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