leather cupcake

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.

Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

by Fixingguitar8 May 17, 2014

leidhecker

The act of having sex with one of your students right after you start your teaching career which get's you fired. You then drop the charges and run off with the girl that got you fired.

My band director banged one of his students. Now he's fired and just proposed to her. That guy is such a Leidhecker!

by Dr.Major May 16, 2016

Leather Poop

The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.

Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.

by Tankzorx July 5, 2016

leather knees

Leather knees is a condition you het when you spend lots of time on your bare knees.

Paige dosnt wear anything that shows her knees, because she has a bad case of leather knees

by The lord74 February 14, 2017

Leather goods

A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass!

"Hey dad, what's for dinner?!"
"Leather goods!"

by Mamasarah1990 August 2, 2017

Leatherbarrow

A cow taxi, the very best and most convenient way for cows to travel, by wheelbarrow. Do not try this at home, human contact is not advisable.

I’m made of leather and travel in a barrow, it’s a Leatherbarrow!

by lewiiiiii November 16, 2018

Leather Heather

When you buss a nut all over a female and let it dry so it turns into leather like consistency.

"Bro, I met this girl the other night at the club, went back at mine and she asked for a Leather Heather"

by Javorthehut August 29, 2019