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Leads

A never-ending cycle of thinking whether or not they'll come in the circle of potential customers. Usually not convinced.
Chris: Oh look John, it's the guy from LinkedIn I called and talked to the other day!

John: Are you imbecile? They're called Leads.
by fuickquck November 25, 2021
mugGet the Leadsmug.

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person
Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..
by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023
mugGet the Leading on bastardmug.

lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.
When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.
by Jeb Hankman May 30, 2018
mugGet the lead dinnermug.

Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.
There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?
by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025
mugGet the Lead-Paint Jobmug.

Leading someone on

Euleina Wright, or 'leina'
"yeah she's leading someone on"
"Oh, pulling a Leina, eh? Poor guy"
by beepveeppeep July 27, 2023
mugGet the Leading someone onmug.

lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.
by slangctionary November 8, 2021
mugGet the lead rulemug.

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.
'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'
by small nuts April 20, 2017
mugGet the lead condommug.

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