Lottie

stupid skanky whore who throws shoes at peoples heads

hey looks at that skanky whore over there, she's such a lottie

by tu sabe April 12, 2008

Lottle

Used in place of little, except means almost the opposite, with little meaning small and lottle meaning big

Emma: The life of Pi is religious right?
Max: A lottle bit yes

by Conquerer of Maxtown October 9, 2008

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Laotto

small town USA(Indiana)
home of the sit n bull
Big little LA
o yeah that town down in the corner
home of what used to be Laotto hornets

no cops around in Laotto

by ovit January 8, 2011

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

[potty lotto]

A game in which you guess which bathroom a trespooper will use.

Nicole won the potty lotto by cheating. She had inside information.

by saschablog100 October 10, 2008

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010