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Watermelon

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water
by Onion113 May 27, 2010
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Watermelon

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.
"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger
by Steveyjew February 9, 2010
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Watermeloning

After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.
Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
by Watermelon1987 June 1, 2017
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watermelon

a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.
Hey honey, you are all out of refills on your Viagra. Eat some watermelon!
by day_dream_elaina July 5, 2008
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watermelon sugar

its literally just sugar from a watermelon. ya'll really sus sitting here acting like its anything else. right after harry released the song ya'll b adding a bunch of random definitions to urban dictionary like he would rly be in the middle of a writing session and be like "hmm better get on ubran dictionary!" like the man is a professional singer/songwriter. its whatever HE defines it as and that only. stop making him seem like a nympho drug addict for gods sake.
"apparently watermelon sugar by harry styles is about sex, cum, heroine, marijuana-"

"shut the fuck up."
by dolannnnnnnn October 13, 2020
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Watermelon

A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
by Makolal July 16, 2009
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