Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.

Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.

by that omaha guy July 27, 2021

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 2, 2022

Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.

Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

by Cole Lander July 2, 2020

Pull a Lance

To attend more than one punk show in a night

There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance

by D123Z January 21, 2021

Lance

A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.

by David crocket anderson August 2, 2008

lander

A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.

See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)

The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.

by zantern July 20, 2008