the kyle

a very religious group of people whom's sanity could be questioned and would do any thing for their leader
TOM

over thy years the Kyle have had an ongoing disagreement with the elyk's but so far the elyk's have stood no chance.

oh no the Kyle is cuming for my foreskin.

by cronix_z293 November 25, 2019

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

kyle

is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends

look at kyle, he's always talking to t______

by babans April 26, 2019

Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)

Your such a Kyle you stupit boi.

by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA May 3, 2019

Kyle

If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.

Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.

by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019