balloon knot

(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

(noun) My balloon knot is on fire after I ate those Jalepenos last night.

(adjective) That guy at the bar last night was such a balloon knot..

by Mooseknuckle Quartet February 19, 2009

knobtastic

1.) When one is being such a knob job that they take lameness to an entirely new level.

2.) Word to decribe someone who is fantastic at being a knob job.

3.) aka Knobtacular.

Krazy Karl: Dude! Can you do me a huge flavor?

Kyle: No.

Krazy Karl: Knobtastic.

by white cash October 20, 2006

brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006

shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.

Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.

by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006

thot knot

a knot that is tied in the front of your shirt that makes you look like a thotty

ew shes a thot she got a thot knot

by njhkjkhkjlh February 20, 2019

get knotted

Means "get fucked" but nice. Used by Tripod (australian comedy trio) in a "song in an hour" challenge.

1) Tell them to get knotted.
2) Sometimes Adam and Will just need to learn, to get knotted.

by Blitzchris November 29, 2006

Kott

A crustacean from the protozoic era, feeding largely on hams and buckets of krill. the Kott was known to frolic with the most obese of dinosaurs.

my good look at what kott's doing with those pizzas... aww aww..

i'm so glad i'm not kott

by Klob Klob Klob December 27, 2008