knob hole

A man who has lost a testicle during a war

My grandad is a knob hole. seriously, stop laughing.

by Scottface December 1, 2006

knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 1, 2009

Knob of Butter

A British term denoting some butter, or a more gentlemanly insult when striving to avoid strong language.

Richard, you knob of butter. You've spilt my pint of ale all over the table.

by Sensei_Tohru January 9, 2010

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

KNOB JOCKIE

An alternative insult for gay people wat dont spell gud.

Mike: Dude, who's your gay little friend in the special needs group?
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.

by Mike Ambrose February 6, 2006

sweater knobs

noun- synonym for female breasts.

Does that teacher have sweater knobs or what?

by iocaoo June 27, 2010

knob stilton

literally, smegma. the white cheesey substance, found under the foreskin
(if its not cleaned often...)

origin: warrington, england

"dont you ever wash, look at that lump of knob stilton!"

by critch April 13, 2005