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Kaden

Kadens are sad bitches. Sometimes they’ll be beating their meat to porno, whilst the other is anime. He’ll bully you because he thinks he’s cool. All his friends are fake. To sum it all up, Kadens are bitch niggas.
Boy 1: yo who’s that short dude

Boy 2: oh it’s kaden...
Boy 1: oh I heard his dick’s small as hell.
by Aids for days July 8, 2019
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Kade

The "hot but shy" type.
Usually dark haired with pretty eyes.

Smokes, drinks, and most likely isn't a virgin. He's the kid edgy middle & high schoolers idolize.

He also makes fun of white kids who juul while he himself juuls.
Depending on the people he's with he can either be the chillest or the loudest person in the room.
Person 1: "That dude has such a good sense of style."
Person 2: "Duh, that's Kade."
by JuliaDOGSSS April 12, 2019
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Kade

IS DADDY HAS RED HAIR AND BLUE EYES! They are supper attractive and flirt a lot. He is very muscular and make a lot of girls fall in love with him those girls names usually start with a B.
KADE IS FUCKING DADDDDDY AF AND PROABLY HAS A LONG DICK
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Kaden

Kaden is a total dick. He uses you to get closer to your best friend. Hes such an asshole. Hes a really good looking guy, but he'll stay with you for a year and 1 month and then tell his best friend that he didnt even like you. If you dont believe any of this. Its true. Trust me i know for a fact thats what hes gonna do. The worst part is, is that he asked you out and stared at you in math class
His bff-Hey. I have something to tell you.
Gf-Yea whats up?
His bff-Um...Kaden didnt even like you from the start
Gf-*asks to go to the bathroom, comes back 3 min later and looks like shes been crying*
His bff-Are you ok?
Gf-Yea
by Shes an asshole April 20, 2020
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Kader

An ultimate chad with a giant penis that gets all the girls and just looking at him will give you an orgasm.
Unhhh Kader, f- fuck me fuck me so hard now!
by Your Big Mom Dad August 19, 2021
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Kadeemism

To speak a whole sentance or paragraph without making any sense.
Can also include internal contradiction.
Any speech by the British conservative party leader always contains several Kadeemism's.
by Frear April 23, 2009
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Kaden

Loves getting fucked by the homies and has 1 inch glizzy
kaden has such a small wanker
by $imp August 27, 2020
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