nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...

She has a nasty kebab

by Nastykebab January 22, 2018

Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020

Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

by Lokum March 27, 2018

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009