Sheeeesh Kebab

Sheeeesh Kebab is a phrase you say to show excitement or to use in situations where you don't know what to say. Commonly used by wannabe chads or gangsta. Often the word chicken is added in between.

Person 1- My uncle passed..
Person 2-....
Person 2- Sheeeesh Kebab

Or Else
Person 2- Sheeeesh Chicken Kebab

by @_!#5c\%#@@#ĘĆ@æ April 4, 2022

kebab hours

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)

Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

Wigan Kebab

A disgusting food, never try it, its a pie in a barm cake. Just please, don't go to Wigan for this

American : yo this is the worst thing ever!!!(Wigan Kebab)
Wiganer cries

by Average British Person May 30, 2023

Kebab

The Degoratory Term for Transphobic Trolls on Twitter.com

Hey! Look! Kebab is bulying KrystalWolfy! Let's get him!

by VEXIKKU May 25, 2022

Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

by Lokum March 27, 2018

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020