Kangaroo

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.

eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife

“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
by mungaboy December 15, 2022
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Kangaroo

An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.
Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight
by yousillyyy July 29, 2021
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strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
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Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024
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Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
by TurtleFIghters April 18, 2024
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Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
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Dizzy Kangaroo

This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo
by BDB420 June 07, 2021
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