Jooke

Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.

John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!

by AnSuckyNoob January 18, 2019

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS

Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

Jocksey

A supposed name for pants, used by species commonly found in Culmore where everything has an irrelevant meaning, even a linguistic expert couldn't work it out...... In short terms retards

Impossible to ascertain, jocksey cannot be fathomed in true English

by Pagalot January 24, 2021

joonstinybonsai

the sexiest moot to have if you’re on kpop tiktok or in the yoongi cult 😩💯

bob: omg have you seen joonstinybonsai’s recent post about wonho 🤣
marie: yeah 😭 i just followed her because she’s in the yoongi cult and she has the best content
bob: she’s my favorite moot <3

by notjoonstinybonsai May 20, 2021

joobs

often what one calls their boobs if their name begins with 'J'

Josie: My joobs are cold today

Wally: Your joobs look nice today
Josie: F'you mother licker

by MZackary December 2, 2010

Joosey

Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

Why are you acting all joosey?

by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011

joobs

Jelly Boobs. Boobs that sag down and look and probably feel like jelly. Usually women put on bras so they're boobs don't look joob like.

She has joobs! I touched them, they're like jelly!

by Joob Lover December 8, 2010