A very hard and erect penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006
Usually long fleshy things. Can be a penis.
Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.
Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.
Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
1)James: WHOA! Look at the size of that Jiggle Johnson! Its also covered in a massive amount of slime!
2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!
2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!
by Jiggle Johnson March 22, 2009
To pull a quick maneuver on someone while driving in traffic, it saves you time but pisses other people off.
by Bill Sardell April 08, 2006
Jeh Johnson is an American lawyer and former government official who served as the fourth United States Secretary of Homeland Security from 2013 to 2017. He was a man who had a lot of power and still has a lot of power.
by Alphagamer47 April 28, 2020
When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"
The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.
by morris chestnut August 06, 2009
One of the greatest people you will ever know. Smart, beautiful, sexy, nice and anything else positive you can think about a person. Anyone who is with her is the happiest person of there life and guys who aren't wish they could be. She is perfect. If you don't think so you're insane.
by TobiasTheOtter September 19, 2013
Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008