John Bull

A personification of the United Kingdom, though some insist that he only represents England. John Bull is roughly analogous to Uncle Sam in the United States. This term is also used as slang for a person from England.

Guy 1: Why's that guy talk like that? Does he have some sort of speech impediment?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just a John Bull. They all talk like that.

by zenzic February 26, 2009

John Mark

A name for a very special person who loves truthfully and honestly.

"I love you." "OMGosh! Your name is John Mark! You really love me!!"

by mariomilo6952 December 28, 2011

john madden

Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.

The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!

by madjackal May 2, 2004

John Constantine

Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.

Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."

by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005

Donald John Trump

idiot Yes, Search up Idiot on any browser and you will see him! Also, he's a dick.

Donald John Trump is a Cocksucker.

by EggoWapples June 12, 2020

John Lennon

The best musician ever. Period.

Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!

by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016

JohnChristian

JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.

JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.

by Rosy39 November 1, 2013