Jessiegasm 

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!

"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"

Jessiegasm by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011

jesse b 

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.

luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."

jesse b by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021

Jessica Biel 

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.

fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing

Jessica Biel by urban12323 June 15, 2014

jesse jackson 

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

jesse jackson by Danderson July 16, 2008

Jessica 

A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find

Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.

Jessica by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome 

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Jesse Kim 

Someone who falls off the map so that the enemy cant get his loot.

I'm about to die! I'm doing a Jesse Kim!

Jesse Kim by Jonderson1 March 25, 2022