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jelly jerker

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,
Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020
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Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.
Dude your hands smell like clam jelly
by Dr Clam September 6, 2020
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Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper
Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire
by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
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Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.
by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012
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Drama Jelly

An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.

Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.

Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.

That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.

NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."

Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
by SheerKat July 24, 2011
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