1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.
by body guard January 20, 2009
by Sylvain September 26, 2004
Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.
by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019
A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock
by BigJuicyRooster October 26, 2019
Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook May 31, 2007
Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 20, 2011
by phoebe <3 January 17, 2009