Keyboard rape

To randomly mash the buttons of your keyboard for your own personal pleasure. Often when bored and IMing to someone.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored, dfghdfskjghfdksjlh.

Person 2: Dude thats keyboard rape!
by MontyYazzie November 24, 2009
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raping the newsfeed

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.
I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!
by TiasDias February 21, 2011
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page rape

It's a situation that occurs once an individual feels the need to release compulsory energies dwelling within them onto the Facebook profile page of another individual:

1) "Liking" every single picture and/or every notification on their profile page that will allow you to "like" the said notification.

2) Flooding the victim's profile page with useless nonsense.

3) Hacking into the victim's personal account and altering information that is used to inform people of the victim's personal life/hobbies/interest, etc.

4) Hacking into the victim's personal account with the sole purpose being that you will post a, "Status Update" with falsified information pertaining to the hacker's choice of topic. Usually it is a status that is meant to be condescending or directed toward the victim himself or herself.

5) Pokes or "Poke Wars".

6) Friend Suggestions. These "Friend Suggestions" would contain individuals that you have never met, want to meet or need to meet. These "friends" are usually of a non-attractive specimen category.

7) Tagging the victim in any picture that he could find on anybody's profile page.

8) For those with a more daring repertoire: Deleting the victim's personal Facebook account.
<i>Victim's next status update once "Page Rape" has been commited":</i>

"MATT ZOMFG IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!@@!@@!!"

<i>First comment on the status:</i>

<i>Darrell Jamal</i) Aw shiiiit son yo ass got page raped Fr00b13+ lolz
by bruinboi16 August 31, 2011
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bro rape

Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
bro 1: Yo wanna come over and chill. We can play game cube and take off our pants.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!
by chadbrochill17 August 31, 2006
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john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped
"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."
by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010
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Youtube Raped

When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.
I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.
by Cheezeboy's Friend March 24, 2011
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rape gap

Just like the wage gap except for rape. Basically white people (especially men) are raped the least of any minorities or genders. Feminist and SJWs believe that rapist need to rape white people (Men if possible.) more because rapist are raping minorities more and thats racist/sexist.
Hey see that white hotty over there, lets rape her and close the rape gap.
by Brenda bail of hay January 16, 2017
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