The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
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Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
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Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
Get the science infection mug.Spiritual Sciences, or the singular Spiritual Science, also refered as supernatural sciences, esoteric sciences and modern occult sciences, studies the spiritual, supernatural, occult and esoteric aspects of human life, having several similarities with humanities, spiritual sciences, spite the use of the term sciences, they are considered as a spiritual branch of humanities and do not consider themselves as scientific compared into hard sciences, same that happens with humanities. Spiritual sciences are usually considered as a form of spiritual belief and studying. Spiritual sciences differs from humanities in the sense spiritual sciences studies the spiritual aspects of human life with a spiritual outlook while the humanities studies the material aspects of human life in a materialist outlook.
"Spiritual sciences are a nice area of study inside humanities, but this is an area that needs to be developed even more and might have a lot of problems with neoatheists, but there's no problem with it since they do not consider humanities as a science, so spiritual sciences are on its home."
"I should develop a department of spiritual sciences in my university, but it would get a lot of resistance and it would be an area that would get literally no working field nor working market, but still, that would be a nice way to make humanities to resist all the attempts of hard sciences on taking over the space of humanities and even find a way to balance both."
"Spiritual sciences includes several areas such as the areas of study of occult sciences, paraphilosophy, logical supernaturalism, extraphysics, metaphysics, deep spirituality studies, deep supernaturality studies, philosophical studies on spirituality and supernaturality, theological divinialism, perennialism, theoretical extraphysicism, occult psychology, spiritual psychology, occult philosophy, spiritual philosophy and others."
"I should develop a department of spiritual sciences in my university, but it would get a lot of resistance and it would be an area that would get literally no working field nor working market, but still, that would be a nice way to make humanities to resist all the attempts of hard sciences on taking over the space of humanities and even find a way to balance both."
"Spiritual sciences includes several areas such as the areas of study of occult sciences, paraphilosophy, logical supernaturalism, extraphysics, metaphysics, deep spirituality studies, deep supernaturality studies, philosophical studies on spirituality and supernaturality, theological divinialism, perennialism, theoretical extraphysicism, occult psychology, spiritual psychology, occult philosophy, spiritual philosophy and others."
by Full Monteirism February 24, 2021
Get the Spiritual Sciences mug.A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.
Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*
by thegangster April 22, 2020
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