5 definitions by thearchangelofsex
A phrase playing on the term "mouse droppings" which indicates your words have the value of rodent shit.
by thearchangelofsex January 7, 2021
The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023
by thearchangelofsex December 18, 2021
by thearchangelofsex October 7, 2023
a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.
Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.
Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.
Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.
by thearchangelofsex May 19, 2022