impretch

The unique and delightful condition of being both impaled and stretched in an intensely pleasurable manner by a weiner that possesses the ideal balance of length and girth.

She was really impretched by the way he laid that dick down on her.

by Vargatron December 11, 2024

impragade

Someone with long hair, big eyes, lanky and walk balancing on a motorcycle.

Ed is a fucking impragade

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by Sacly master December 18, 2024

Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Impregable

An individual who is fertile and ready for conception (ready to be impregnated).

My boyfriend is very impregable.

by ZestyGramp January 29, 2026

Imprint

Connecting with someone’s soul on the deepest level possible.

I feel like I really imprinted on this girl man.

by ImTheCaptain February 3, 2026

impraffled

To be impressed but also baffled at the same time.

She was impraffled with how he managed to stick the landing but lost his clothes in the process.

by Kwestyun March 12, 2026

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025