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Purple hose

purple hose by Werdo124 September 18, 2017

Getting on the hose 

Getting high. Smoking bongs. Blazing up.

Typically slang from Northern NSW Australia.

Used predominetely by skegs with labs and no girlfriend.

"Getting on the hose... Yeww"

"You wanna get on the hose tonight?"

"He is a hose demon. Always getting on the hose. Hoser McHoseDeam.

Getting on the hose by NoHoseBarred September 6, 2018

African Fire Hose 

When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.

-Did you hear about Jamal?

-No?

-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.

African Fire Hose by Mawtin April 7, 2009

floogle hose 

a hose used for floogling. usually under the hood of a car.

that floogle hose needs floogling!

floogle hose by old genius August 8, 2008

humping hose 

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.

Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.

humping hose by hosehumper November 17, 2016

Becoming Tha Hose 

Making love to a Wall Duct from a home ducted vacuming system.

Origin: A friend was talking about getting a ducted vacume system at his home. It was the logical lead on from such conversation.

"Dude, last night I became the hose"
"I walked in and this dude was becoming the hose."

Becoming Tha Hose by Staggaz June 9, 2004

soaker hose 

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

soaker hose by mickroot August 9, 2008