A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The
Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most
stubborn creature known to
man. Once it has found a place to rest it will
stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.
location-swimming baths
Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.
Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that
fucking honey monster again.
Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".
Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.
Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets
go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.