The help text

When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.

'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'

by Roch leople specials December 4, 2016

Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

Nink help

Nink help=need help

From a Maltese prank call video on YouTube

I am telling you Nink help alright to tell me w-w-w what is my number doing with you

by Black night April 1, 2022

Buff Helpy

Run.

Start running, NOW. Buff Helpy is after you

by 69 gayyyyyy 😏 May 12, 2022

So Help Me Girl

You could've kissed me, like this wasn't gonna last
Kept me from saying something I'll never take back
You could have held me like there was no chance
Of me waking up where I am
You could have stopped short of every dream I've ever had
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You had to be there when that old sun came up
Making last night feel like a vision of things yet to come

You just had to hold me like nobody else
Now look what you've gone and done
You had to love me 'til I just can't get enough
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
Now I cant help myself, so help me girl

by Death Menace December 13, 2022

hhh help help pls help me pls help

This phrase is used in the digital world, usually in the form of text or a message to express a sense of urgency and distress for the person or group of people who is in need of help. It's usually meant to call for attention and assistance from others.

1. "I'm lost in the city, my phone is dead, my battery is low, please HHH Help Help Pls Help Me Pls Help."

2. "Someone got injured, we need medical help now HHH Help Help Pls Help Me Pls Help"

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

I couldn't help but stare

When someone is too fine so you do nothing but stare at them.

When I saw Jose with no shirt on I couldn't help but stare because he looked so fine, his abs were all out and everything

by Clout Ganggg January 28, 2018