dirty army helmet

When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet

Jon ended up with a dirty army helmet when Jen reminded him she wasnt into anal

by Too2short April 30, 2016

Speedbagging the helmet

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.

His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017

Double pussy helmet

A DPH may occur when 2 strippers, escorts, lady's of the night, hookers sit atop one man's head back to back.

My friend was having a great time at his bachelor party wearing one stripper like a hat, when all of a sudden a second stripper jumped atop his head. The rarely seen double pussy helmet was complete! Chants of DPH, DPH, DPH were shouted loud & proud for all to hear!!!!

by ExcaliburDPH August 25, 2017

sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.

My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

by turtle11666 June 22, 2020

helmet head

male who has been circumsized

if your not a helmet head she wont suck it

by ballzz March 24, 2003

Dirty Emperor's Helmet

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.

When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,

by Murph Dawg April 28, 2006

helmetdale

n. A type of cheese, matured underneath the German Helmet

"Helmetdale has an aroma not unlike that of a young organzola"

by Oussebon July 24, 2008