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New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.
Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.
by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026
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New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one
yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull
by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026
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evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."
have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.
by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.
Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.
by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
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A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.
I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.
by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026
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lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
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Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)
1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift
by Lord Mj May 26, 2022
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