Hat nuts

a scrotum with a tiny hat as if to imply that the nuts are saying to a pretty girl, "What up baby, how you doin' tonight? I'm ready for you 'cuz I got my little hat on."

"Sherry's comin' over tonight and I'm gonna give her hat nuts."
"Has john ever given you hat nuts?"
"I heard he had hat nuts for 72 hours straight."

by Billy Sue August 24, 2007

Hat Trick

When you do things backwards.

Hey I just peed out my butt-hole, I just did a Hat Trick!

by Noodle Boobies January 7, 2007

Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!

by N8H January 17, 2009

hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.

She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.

by pishposh1 October 18, 2008

Hat flipping

Act of flipping an act on your hand to look cool. Act of being a douche or coche.

Brian has been hat flipping all night. He thinks he looks cool. Man hes a douche.

by Hatflipforlife November 1, 2009

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.

He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013