Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.

" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.

by Swordamundo July 31, 2022

super hacked

someone who uses biohacking to advance their body or mind and reduce biological ageing.

did you see the biological age of that man; he's super hacked

by superhacked November 21, 2019

hacked-ness

amount to which an object has been modified beyond intended use

the gamecube will never match the xbox in hacked-ness

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

foo hacking

A synonym for masturbating; pulling the pud; tugging your dork; beating the bishop; etc.

I was just about to finish until my mom walked in and caught me foo hacking to her Cosmo mags.

by DB's Treasure January 30, 2009

Rain Hack

Multiple shots at the same time mostly usen in games by proffesional hackers and scripters.

Im rain hacking this guy! He uses rain hack! He shot me 6 times at the same time! Rain hack!

by ScriptzExplains October 26, 2020

hacking mIRC

Tricking a mIRC user into doing something like this by use of a script or bot
PRIVMSG #invasion :LOL HACKED
QUIT :lolhacked

<Xero> !wud hacking mIRC
<Dr_Watson> Tricking a mIRC user into doing something like this by use of a script or bot
<Dr_Watson> LOL HACKED
Dr_Watson has quit IRC (lolhacked)

by xeroxeroxeroxero July 08, 2010

Hack and Slap

A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.

Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!

Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!

Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.

by Werd-It-Yourself-Engineering November 09, 2023