Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Gunk mouth

When you're mouth smells or looks disgusting, also when your teeth are very yellow

Damn, she has gunk mouth

by kcj September 8, 2016

Grunk

A very VERY fat lady that looks appealing to your third eye (sexuality)

Damn... That girl is a grunk

by Micheal Jaxon December 3, 2016

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

grunka

When you cry and wank at the same time.

"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"

by juliandm March 22, 2017

gunkeren

Gunkeren means that something is another kind of cool, the best way to explain it in English would be to compare it to awesome.
Gunkeren is a word that mostly teenagers use, usually they will be in the meme/gaming community.

Gunkeren kill on that Pharah

by VerifiedMolester April 3, 2017

Gunka

A cute girl with cat ears and a eye patch

Wow, Gunka it's really lovely

by GunkaNye September 21, 2017