glorija

someone who is in love w penis, though cant get any

girl: wow, gia is really a glorija
girl2: ikr

by yo.bro.man.dude May 28, 2017

gloating buttfaced idiot

ManitobaFEAR on mIRC.

<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me

by Bonzer Tucker May 14, 2004

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Gloid

A fictional gland that resides within the anus of any chosen living creature.

(a) As if you really did? Gloid! (b) This gloid cut me up on the A40 (c) You gloid! (d) Chicken gloid, badger gloid, gloid of a budgie, budgie gloid etc.

by KingEricCantona April 24, 2009

glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

Snow Globing

When you and some of your closest friends capture an unsuspecting victim and throw them in a couldron full of boiling honey and then you and said friends simultaneously jizz into said couldron while the victim in inside and then you put the lid on and push it over.

“Remember when we were snow globing billy last weekend?“ “That was hilarious”.

by Nignog44 November 20, 2017

glorified

Having been touched by Glory in ways words can hardly express; Awe-struck by Glory-invoked stupidity.

Being blown off daily for a week.

by Anonymous November 18, 2003