Cracked Glass

- Phrasal Expression

1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

- Noun

2. Failure; Cynic (person)

3. Impossible situation or cause (action)

1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."

2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."

by Toño SG September 10, 2009

glass head

Someone who is addicted to buying glass ware for smoking (I.e. Glass pipe, glass bong, or glass bubbler)

Tom is such a glass head he has four bongs two bubblers a rig an 5 pipes

by Magic of psychedelics February 10, 2014

sort glass

to sort glass... see glass sorter for a more indept definition.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.

"way to sort glass you moron!"

by Shinigami Dani July 24, 2003

eyes on glass

It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.

Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.

Microsoft put eyes on glass during the launch of Cortana.

by PoorBaby October 14, 2015

off glass

off the chain

Girl, did you see those rims spinning, off glass.

by suga October 15, 2003

Transitional Glasses

Glasses that change from normal glasses to sunglasses according to the amount of light in their location. Mainly worn by autistic, karate-fighting kids. Often accompanied by a head-strap to keep the glasses on in physical circumstances (eg. karate, bullying episodes, etc). Also worn by douchebags that like to wear sunglasses in the winter.

Person 1: Hey, who's that kid hiding under his coat with the transitional glasses?
Person 2: Oh, that's Davey. Don't bother him or he'll hiss at you.

by 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrst August 8, 2010

Glass of Milk

A “glass of milk” is used to describe a hot white chick that is bad. While all girls can be a snack, a “glass of milk” narrows it down a bit. You can add other words like “thick” or “tall” to decribe the girl even further.

Guy 1: “oh shit did you see that tall glass of milk over there?”
Guy 2: “yea man she so fine”

by Lil Keet April 23, 2018