glassed

The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon

Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Fake glasses

A gay cunt who thinks he looks good but he just looks like a gay wannabe model

Hey did u see that guy with the fake glasses, he must like it up the ass

by Butch Magee August 11, 2017

Khalifa Glasses

Glasses with that are bulky and with thick black rims. Pornstar Mia Khalifa wears these glasses. If a girl wears these type of glasses she is a wannabe slut or pornstar.

Hey you know that hot girl in my maths she is such a wannabe slut she is wearing Khalifa Glasses.

by EmergentAxis810 October 12, 2016

Rose colored glasses

Not wanting to talk about something because it might upset you or somebody else.

If you always have on rose colored glasses, the other person isn't going to know what you really think about something, because it always sounds positive, and nobody always has positive thoughts in their head.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.

Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket

by wherearemyglasses December 6, 2010

flash glasses

Serious shades or sunglasses worn in cases of extreme bling exposure. bling mouth bling

"I was blinded by the bling when I forgot my flash glasses at home".

by TBA December 1, 2006

dick glasses

Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.

Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.

Conclusion: dick glasses

Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).

by Hungjager July 4, 2016