I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

gladiator

Sexual position, difficult to attain and / or maintain, in which the man straddles a partner so that penis covers length of nose, and testicles rest in respective eye sockets.

After demonstrating my manly machismo gladiator style, I received oral treats from the hosebeast.

by DJ Snickaz April 2, 2003

glizzy gladiator

Someone successful in sucking dick.

Dude my girlfriend just came over and let me just tell you she is one glizzy gladiator!!!!

by twizzlenizzleswizzle October 21, 2020

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021

GADS

Google adds that are shown before you can watch your youtube video ruining your need for instant gratification.

FUCK I'M SICK OF THESE DAMN GADS!!! I just want to watch Arby and the Chief!

DAMN YOUTUBE AND DAMN GADS!

by LongBoneGrunter August 12, 2009

gladstone

the act of two persons, often similar in features, engaging in gay sexual activities and often leading near identical, pathetic lives.

you gladstoned the shit out of him last night and you live with him!

by Joeseph Bitz April 6, 2008

Gladhander

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.

That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.

by demillepro July 28, 2009