Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

by Christopher April 2, 2005

i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

gladhand

1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.

2. The hand a wanker uses.

Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.

by josjr July 30, 2007

Gaddon

basically the best thing that can happen for your raid.

Heroic lich king was a real pain till we gaddon'd it up a little.

by some dude bra March 4, 2011

GADD

Guy Attention Deficit Disorder, basically, when a girl can't keep her interest in one/concentrate on one guy.

She's got GADD so bad, three boyfriends isn't enough

by Jess Rodchester November 8, 2004

Gladiate

When a dude is receiving a blow-job from a chick and he nuts in her hair and he then procedes to style her hair in Roman-Centurian (helmet) fashion.

"Yeah dawg, you gonna gladiate that bitch tonight or what?"

by Tullio and Nick February 3, 2008

Gladious

Adjective:

used to describe a manner of accepting praise for acts of greatness.

Gladious to the end
Un-nighted pride stands
In the wake of the moon
We wonder, we wonder.

by marsanne April 9, 2011