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make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.
The Gladers have dreams of one day exscaping The Maze.
Glader by Rachel_S January 4, 2011
Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
Glander by D-T January 8, 2009

Eighth Gradders 

Slang for the eighth graders who are graduating from middle school
Cassie: I'm gonna miss the eighth gradders so much
Rachel: I know I can't believe they're leaving!
Cassie: I'm really gonna miss hooking up with Mark in the halls
Eighth Gradders by Rachelo97 June 10, 2010

glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009