(Noun)
To be the sort of
lad who think negging
will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only
cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
"
Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats
Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby
daughter."