Funeranading

Funeranading is when the priest at your grandfather's funeral pulls out the urban dictionary more than once

Bob : I was at my Grandfather's funeral last week, he started Funeranading.

by EverythingRed45 December 30, 2023

Fune

adj. something or someone who is both fine and fun.

Last night's dinner with my gf was fune

by Bagelcentric February 21, 2024

Funeral Fingers

The act of fingering your friend after she went to a funeral just because she needed a release.

He gave me the funeral fingers after my aunt died, I Needed it.

by blackestbaby March 10, 2026

Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.

Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.

by sad grandma November 22, 2024

Funerastic

"pretending to be fantastic while feeling dead inside"

"When he asked how I was doing, I said 'funerastic'—because 'dead inside but smiling' was too long."

by TrueHog May 19, 2025

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Funeralopolis

One of THE best songs from the album Dopethrone by stoner metal band Electric Wizzard

"Yo did you hear his cover of Funeralopolis?" "Hell yeah it was bomb!"

by Pearface October 28, 2025