fuck fucker

A cockblocker who prevents you from getting laid, or, if you are in the middle of sex they somehow ruin it.

Mark is such a fuck fucker, now I'll never get with Katy.

by Avolin May 21, 2004

Destination Fucked

When you see the following course of action :-

Sheila drinks beer on a roof and then tries to do a tony hawk skateboard trick but instantly fails and get flipped off by a 9 year old while the nearby pig enjoys the action chilling near a warm fire.
You have reached your destination, Destination Fucked.

how to get to destination fucked.

by AL Assassin November 29, 2018

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Got me fucked up

What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.

The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.

by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004

Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.

A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."

by mhigbe April 20, 2009

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011

smug fucker

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

by groundedsteve December 28, 2011