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She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
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Flatleaver

adj; a: A person who leaves someone waiting indefinitely without sufficient notice if any. b; Someone who lives in a flat and exits said flát.
A: A Flatleaver is one of two or more friends who make plans to go out and the one friend who never shows or calls to cancel!
B: A flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. Therefore. A Flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.
by LillyGee September 2, 2012
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flatterization

"dont flatter yourself."
"youre taking away from my flatterization."
by kate freeman May 12, 2008
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flather

To massage semen on someone's back until dry after penetration of said person's rectum.
"Don't you hate it when you're plowin a guy... and then you flather him and it dries all over your hands?"
by The Men In White Coats December 3, 2009
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flatbellys

Attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs.
Did you see those flatbellys at the car wash!!!
by Christopher Krieger October 21, 2005
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Fattering

A sarcastic version of the word 'flattering'.
My brother just called me a bitch. How very fattering of him.
by Hedjaninja July 26, 2007
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banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.
We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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