Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.

Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!

by PacMan000 November 29, 2014

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

Majestic feeds

Always talking shit to random ass niggas on xbox, 10/10 has a super small cock and sucks massive asshole at any game he plays. In love with watching gay porn and eating. Should die soon

Majestic feeds hit a billcam

by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018