feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006

feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal

boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!

by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009

Facedirty

Someone/something has just made a fool of you. You have been rejected and/or insulted.

It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"

Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(

by Babbymoma August 7, 2010

Nigger Feed

A type of "feed" that is most commonly made up of Fried Chicken and Watermelon. The feed can also conatain other sterotypical African American delicacies. This is usually followed by a glass of grape drink.

Josh: Let's go get some KFC!
Amber: Yeah! I'm in the mood for some Nigger Feed.

by MissDeatherage August 27, 2010